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I had the pleasure of dropping this in a work context not that long ago:
One time I made my husband a valentine’s card that said
“Roses are red, violets are blue, all my base are belong to you.”
Made me think of XKCD 550:
You are perfect, make sure he lets you know.
I imagine that’s the moment he proposed, on the spot.
I envy your work. 🤣