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I cast magic missile at the darkness.
Had a senior moment at a D&D game and just popped out with “I’ve got my ogre slaying knife, it’s +9 against ogres” at game.
Very confused DM asked to see my character sheet, and it took a moment to explain.
Where are the cheetos?
Oos edit: WHERE ARE THE CHEETOS?
I cast Lvl. 3 eroticism
Fools. I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
You’ve summoned Brown Chicken Brown Cow.
Great familiars 🍆💦