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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Anon's gf is intense

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Anon's gf is intense

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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    On one hand, a person should be comfortable to assert their boundaries and to know that it doesn’t make them less respectable.

    On the other hand,

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    Relevant xkcd

  • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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    If you’re jumping off a bridge to swim across a river, then you’re already like part of the way there.

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      Yeah that’s taking a shortcut. Real athletes swim the whole way underwater in one breath

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    Then you will die with honor

    • osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org
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      stares in klingon

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    I’m jealous.

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    I think that answers anon’s question: if someone told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it???

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      How hot is the person that told me to jump? How bad of a fall does it look like?

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    Fake: Anon has a gf? Anon can run 20mi?

    Gay: Complaining about a relationship with a woman who both cared enough about him to learn and participate in his hobbies AND has now also become a literal fitness goddess?


    On a serious note, if you are in a healthy relationship, you should feel comfortable telling your partner(s) when you aren’t interested in doing something they want you to do. Boundaries and communication are important

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    Are there newer comments from anon? Maybe he dead, now? Maybe his obviously healthier girlfriend is still alive and now single? I bet there are other anons willingly jumping with her again?

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    That’s a keeper right there

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    Better to just die on your own terms

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