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I’m not shitting in Pinocchio
Look dad! I’m a real toilet!
That’s what she said
EDIT: I’ll see myself out. What the fuck is wrong with me. I have to go. I’m going. Sorry, everyone! I’m leaving.
Do you think Pinocchio farts would sound more like a woodwind instead of a trombone?