Also if I send you a text when we’re in the same room and you read it out loud we’re no longer friends

Yeah but I’m sure prep time and speed is a factor.

If a raccoon just suddenly sprinted out your asshole without warning it’s definitely gonna cause some damage

I actually did this multiple times in high school. To the point people actually started just moving out of the way when they saw me coming

I’m not shitting in Pinocchio

I’d love this if winter wasn’t a thing 😭

I might be wrong but I’m like 80% sure historically people have been killed for farting at inopportune moments

Idk if I’d say it doesn’t matter as blowing the butt trumpet has been an embarrassing thing for millennia but I get from an engineering standpoint it’s negligible

Tried to do this earlier today. Owner refused to see me so I simply had to plead my case to the store managers. They all unanimously agreed (though some of them seemed hesitant) to let me go.

At this point all I can do is take it in stride. It sucks to suck but life sucks sometimes.

I got fired for being next to the coworker asking the questions. All I did was bring up that burger dude died in a car crash and was presumed to be drunk.

Coworker asked why we celebrated him and next thing I know we’re both jobless.

There was a burger on the menu that was dedicated to the owners daughter’s dead boyfriend who died crashing into a tree while drunk. It got a peperoncini stabbed on the top bun.

A coworker forgot the peperoncini on the burger which sparked him to ask about why it was on the burger. It led to a rabbit hole of finding out he was the owners daughter’s dead boyfriend and my coworker asked why we were celebrating a guy who died like that not knowing who he was to the owner and her daughter.

It’s the dumbest reason I’ve ever been fired since I was only tangentially involved.

I just want new games

This is how people have viewed 4chan for a while now.

People think anyone who spent any time on 4chan are pedophiles/racists/misogynists.

They’re mainly right but it’s a mixed bag.

Don’t get me wrong 4chan can be a horrible place but most people just assume if you visit 4chan you’re on /b/ or /pol/ which is generally where things can get really dark really fast.

4chan does have some decent boards though just that you always have to be on guard for trolls.