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Simonie_Persuasion@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

sell me your company with five words

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sell me your company with five words

Simonie_Persuasion@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago
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    5 days ago

    It is not my company.

  • krisevol@lemmus.org
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    6 days ago

    Electric Power will always sell

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    7 days ago

    Our clients include Macklemore.

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    7 days ago

    I’ll take cash, please. Thanks!

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    8 days ago

    Buy my company or else

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    Will drop pants for food.

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    beans beans beans beans beans

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    Foreskin. Reattachment. Stands with Palestine.

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    hey, do you wanna kiss

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    AI, crypto, and blockchain free.

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    Only need two:

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    We’re all gonna die anyway.

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    We dispose of billionaire oligarchs

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    shit, piss, fuck, cunt, motherfucker

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      You didn’t understand what i mean

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        You asked for five words. I gave you five. Those words will make your next album go platinum. If you wanted all seven ask for seven next time.

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    Can buy presidential pardons fast.

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