It’s a damn good trap, and they make it work bafflingly well.

I can get up, get dressed, commute to a store, buy the item I need and commute back home, or I can push 3 buttons on my phone and have the item delivered to me in a few hours for 35% less than it would have cost at the store, without the added fees for travel.

… Ah, fuck, I’m one of the Wall-E universe people, aren’t I?