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I would even be willing to add the egg in a pan emoji to every message for that money.
“Thanks, your presentation went so well!” 🍳
I’m so sorry to hear about your parents getting murdered 🍳🍳🍳
Bro, your humor is cooked. Almost fried to a crisp.
Bro, I still got a runny middle.
You’ve used the emoji. You’ve just failed the challenge. No $700 million for you.