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And it shall be called “Sproing” and will glow when orcs are near, or when elven ears can detect the musical stylings of “Jump Around” by House of Pain
What about the Insane Clown Posse version?
Everything would be orange and sticky and there would be wonderment about the mystery of how springs work. Probably.