When I was in my early 20s Tinder/Hinge were absolutely popping off. I met with a girl for dinner. We talked about if it went well we would go back to my place and hook up. It did and we ended up in my bed. She started touching me and said “oooooo so big”. I immediately started laughing which made her laugh. I’m fine, but I do not have a big dick, she and I both knew that. We laughed about it more and she said she was just trying to be nice. Ended up being one of the more funny sexual encounters I had.
The first time I pegged my partner at the time, he asked if it was in yet. And I, with half a dildo up his ass, was all indignant like “What do you mean is it in yet?!”
We had to stop because we were laughing too hard.
This is the first one on this thread to really make me laugh — and your follow up comment makes it even better.
His ability to relax his sphincter is impressive then hahaha
He meant to ask if the whole thing was in and didn’t realize he was body shaming my dildo.
HAAAAAHAhahahaha
Damn that’s shocking.