When I was in my early 20s Tinder/Hinge were absolutely popping off. I met with a girl for dinner. We talked about if it went well we would go back to my place and hook up. It did and we ended up in my bed. She started touching me and said “oooooo so big”. I immediately started laughing which made her laugh. I’m fine, but I do not have a big dick, she and I both knew that. We laughed about it more and she said she was just trying to be nice. Ended up being one of the more funny sexual encounters I had.
Lady friend and I are going at it, she’s on the edge of the bed and I’m standing up. Had just finished warming her up with oral and getting to the main event. I began to slide backwards because bare feet & carpet don’t offer the best traction. She can feel me slipping and sits up to try and grab me at the same time I try to jump forward and we headbutt each other.
I collapsed on the floor, her back on the bed, both of us laughing and cussing. She starts to slide off the bed to join me on the floor, sticking her foot directly into my open mouth.
She happened to be extremely ticklish, and a surprise tongue between your toes was apparently too much stimulation for her. She screams, collapses on the floor while trying not to kick me in the face, and has what she later called “the most hilarious and embarrassing orgasm ever.”
I had switched into “protector mode” as she was falling, trying to catch her, keep from getting kicked in the face, and trying to protect my nuts from a falling body all at once, so it took me a second to figure out what was happening, but then I just started laughing all over again.
…at least one of us finished!