When I was in my early 20s Tinder/Hinge were absolutely popping off. I met with a girl for dinner. We talked about if it went well we would go back to my place and hook up. It did and we ended up in my bed. She started touching me and said “oooooo so big”. I immediately started laughing which made her laugh. I’m fine, but I do not have a big dick, she and I both knew that. We laughed about it more and she said she was just trying to be nice. Ended up being one of the more funny sexual encounters I had.
My wife was bent over the end of the bed. While I’m going at it, she says something, but it’s muffled because her face is in the bed, and I’m hard of hearing. I ask what she said, and she turns back and screams, “I said fill my pussy with your cum!” But it was summer and our windows were open with people walking by on the sidewalk. Bet they were really jealous.
Bet they were wondering why you were making macaroni and cheese in the bedroom before that point.