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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

You have to pay for those Mr.Flock

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You have to pay for those Mr.Flock

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Sphincter based age verification legislation is probably already working its way through several US states and Australia by now.

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      Probably based on all the AI training data collected on sphincter captcha images.

      • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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        I hate those “find every body orifice” captchas. Does an earlobe count as an ear? Does a Mercedes C-class count, since they’re exclusively driven by assholes?

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        “AI Toilet Camera Raises $10M to Track Gut Health Where Wearables Cannot Reach.”

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          “Where wearables cannot reach”, sounds like they are just not trying hard enough.

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          THAT is a real shit post

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          https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jsVgi8hoFFc

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      https://youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ

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        Okbut listen. Plumbing that could diagnose medical issues is absolutely an opportunity.

        It also doesn’t need to be connected to the fucking internet.

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          But how will it maintain dynamic calibration, get new updates, and monetize children’s buttholes?

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    Garrett Langley, this cunt right here. Looks like he wants to put cameras in bathrooms:

  • BigGovernment@lemmy.world
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    How… How are you using the urinal that it’s getting a view of your bare ass?

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      Correctly

    • CorneliusTalmadge@lemmy.world
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      Wait… how are you using so it doesn’t see your bare ass? asking for a friend.

  • Danarchy@lemmy.nz
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    Each of these has $300 in liquid gold inside of them so it would be a shame to tell all the tweakers this fact

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      That is plumbing for a urinal.

      • Danarchy@lemmy.nz
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        I could easily get $300 of water from plumbing for a urinal

  • boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip
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    What a shitty post

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      Thank you

  • Spice Hoarder@lemmy.zip
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    There was a short lived controversy about bathroom presence sensors. It was silly at the time…

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    Subscribe to my OnlyFlocks, you freeloaders.

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