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Sphincter based age verification legislation is probably already working its way through several US states and Australia by now.
Probably based on all the AI training data collected on sphincter captcha images.
I hate those “find every body orifice” captchas. Does an earlobe count as an ear? Does a Mercedes C-class count, since they’re exclusively driven by assholes?
“AI Toilet Camera Raises $10M to Track Gut Health Where Wearables Cannot Reach.”
“Where wearables cannot reach”, sounds like they are just not trying hard enough.
THAT is a real shit post
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jsVgi8hoFFc
https://youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ
Okbut listen. Plumbing that could diagnose medical issues is absolutely an opportunity.
It also doesn’t need to be connected to the fucking internet.
But how will it maintain dynamic calibration, get new updates, and monetize children’s buttholes?