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I’d rather get a domesticated chimpanzee to help with chores. If someone else, preferably someone with little fear of death and nothing to live for, could get on it, I would appreciate that.
Mr Burns, please, you’re crossing the line from everyday villainy to cartoonish super-villainy
Shut up Smithers! Just get these tranquilized apes into the van before the zookeepers get wise to us!
That sounds like owning a slave with extra steps.
Wait…when you say slave, do you mean like a black person in the southern states of the USA during the mid 1800s?
Or do you mean like a naked guy, wearing only a leather mask, collar, butt plug, and chastity device?
Because both are slaves. Both will do your housework. But they are VASTLY different experiences for all involved.
Funnily enough, both get whipped.
I’ve seen this movie. It ends with a nuclear explosion that throws two of the new ape-people back in time!
I feel like this would be like basically selectively breeding the down syndrome equivalent into them
My time to shine!!! Oh, but also I’m very lazy.