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Lena@gregtech.eu to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

I CANNOT TOLERATE

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I CANNOT TOLERATE

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Lena@gregtech.eu to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    I WILL NOT RUN CLIMB OR JUMP

    I WILL NOT SIT KNEEL OR LIE DOWN

    I WILL NOT COVER ANY TARGETS

    I WILL NOT MAKE PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH OTHER PLAYERS

    I WILL NOT USE OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE

    I WILL PLAY HARD PLAY SMART AND PLAY TO SURVIVE

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      laser noises

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    Don’t forget the FBI’s core values of “fidelity, bravery, integrity” as they worked diligently to black out names on the Epstein files.

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      and happily fucks horses.

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        fucked by horses.

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          Remember, it’s on both sides.

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        Oh no Mr Hands

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      If they were halfway decent programmers they would have used a whitelist instead.

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        Ooooh, I love an opportunity to learn. As someone who has used both blacklists and whitelists throughout the years extensively I’d like to know why one is superior over the other in your perspective.

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          Obviously, “It Depends™” but usually an allowlist is better than a blocklist because it fails closed in a sense.

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            Yeah, that’s why they both have their applications. If you want to just block some things and allow everything else, use a blacklist. If you want to block everything but some things, use a whitelist.

            Attempting to do with one what the other is designed for is an exercise in frustration IMHO. Hence asking.

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          You’d only release the names of your enemies and people you can break down while hiding those of you and yours.

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      Good joke ruined by slop

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        It’s not slop. You must have missed the story arc where Andy Dwyer recounts his time in JSOC, executing high level Taliban commanders.

        Where they really Taliban, or did their neighbors just report them so they could steal their goats?

        That’s for Allah to sort out, he decides over waffles with Leslie and April.

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          It’s not slop.

          Source?

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            OMFG.

            But ofcourse this was before he became FBI Agent Burt Macklin.

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    Trump has never been a Cadet.

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    So I lied, I cheated, I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder.

    But most damning thing of all, I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again, I would.

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      DS9 Reference in a Lemmy shit post? A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

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      He wasn’t a cadet anymore then, so all good.

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    How can you say you’re a tolerant cadet if you don’t tolerate lying, cheating, and stealing?

    Damn cadets, they’re all hypocrites!

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    That’s all for show. It only ever gets brought up when someone low ranking enough actually breaks a rule.

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    I read this in Maynard’s voice.

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      Brother Maynard? As in Holy Handgrenade of Antioch Brother Maynard? Nice.

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      me too! lol

      you LIE cheat steal YOU LIE cheat steal LIE

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      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rkrNezhl7d8

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    Well shheeeiit… Muhfuckers be breaking that code every day they serve under the pedophile

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    What are they supposed to do with the orange then?

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    An officer, though…

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      All cadets (who don’t wash out) become officers. Graduation confers a commission.

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      Came here for the Eddie Guerrero . Ty!

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    shit blood and cum on my hands

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    Cadets gonna lose friends over that, but maybe those friend weren’t friends.

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