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How else am I going to clean the phone after using it while I shit? That’s dirty
Next you’ll be telling me I should use a bidet instead of cleaning my ass with the shower wand.
Obviously you do what 99.99999999% of people do. Nothing. Never clean it. Ever. From the day you buy it. At most you wipe the screen with some water. Maybe windex.
Source: Repaired cell phones for years.
I would recommend sanitizing wipes for that. Alcohol, not chemical chlorox or whatever.
Alcohol wipes on my ass!?
That’s gonna burn the shit out of my hemorrhoids, no thank you!