• protein
• crispy crunchy
• flavourful (whether from being nicely cooked or from all the optional extra stuff)
• takes some time to eat, slowing me down (so I don’t overeat as easily, and can sit down and actually watch the game recap without finishing 20% of the way through)

also, chicken wings come in sizes from “this looks like it was a baby” to “there is no way this chicken was healthy before slaughter”

I like a good midsize crispy wing with spices and just a dab of sauce.

eating slop bowls gets boring