That’s the best impression of the Doom health meter I’ve ever seen.

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well if i knew it was gonna be that kinda party
Whoa. 4"?
Easy there, Rasputin.
His skin looks like a hot dog
Whitest teeth I’ve ever seen.
Then imagine what his weiner must look like!
Bro, why are you saying the mashed potatoe is hot when your mouth is clearly empty?
That’s nuts.
Potatoes aren’t actually nuts.
It’s a common misconception. Something as shrouded in mystery as potatoes obviously have a lot superstition and misconception around them. The French even believe potatoes are a type of apple.