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My fridge doesn’t have an ice machine. However, it does make a hum reminiscent of Hypnotoad. I’ll be lying in bed and picturing:
That picture has no effe-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
At least if some burglar broke into your house, they’d be immediately entranced, and you’d be safe.