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Man fuck them. A garden hose is a tool, just because I can choke my asshole neighbor to death with it doesn’t make it a garrote.
This sounds like one of those Internet comments that eventually winds up getting entered as evidence
It’s ok, I already told the FBI agent watching me that it was a joke.