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I’ve seen this meme before and I definitely have intrusive thoughts about licking my gf’s Himalayan salt lamp. Still haven’t tried it yet, even though she said I could when I jokingly brought it up, because I’m pretty sure it would be disappointing.
Surprise her by putting some hot sauce and lime juice on it and lick it clean.