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titty_wizard@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 days ago

Damn

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Damn

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titty_wizard@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 days ago
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  • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works
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    10 days ago

    Sounds like a job for tomorrow me. Fuck that guy.

  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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    10 days ago

    But now it’s today. Sounds like a tomorrow problem.

  • Enchanted@lemmy.world
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    This yet again sounds like a job for tomorrow!

  • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip
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    Me at work right now

  • TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world
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    Annie taught us that tomorrow is ALWAYS a day away.

  • egerlach@lemmy.ca
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    I always have to look to see whether I’m in /c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world or /c/adhd@lemmy.world

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    That’s why it’s better to leave things for yesterday

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    Yesterday me is a real asshole to tomorrow me.

  • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works
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    Just leave it for tomorrow

  • DangerNooble@lemmy.world
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    Today me hates tomorrow me

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    Panic monster to my rescue. Source: Ted talk : YouTube link

  • Pope-King Joe@lemmy.world
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    The pain.

  • fraksken@infosec.pub
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    Tomoreow never comes

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    Here they sang about tomorrow
    And tomorrow never came.

  • notnotdying@lemmy.nz
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    8 days ago

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