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Grape Nuts, whiskey, and a Marlboro Red
Grape nuts, Winstons, and Scotch whiskey describes my dad on the weekends.
I feel like this might have been a real ad when i was a kid
Me too. There was a cowboy if memory serves me right.
Part of a clinically approved balanced breakfast!
How my grandfather lived to be 94
(kidding they all had massive strokes in their 50s)
One of mine lived on that until he died at 95.
The other didn’t smoke and got a cool sword in Germany for a carton in ‘45. He lived to 97.
My uncle Bob was an aircraft mechanic who skipped the Grape Nuts and crushed my hand for fun died happy at 89.
Optimizing for duration is not a reliable measure of glory.