Don’t be greedy. You already have two!

HE’S DOING HIS BEST OKAY

I found a nice quiet job in a lab that’s like this. No one fucks with me, some days I’m completely by myself, but the one drawback I’ve discovered is I find myself getting stuck in my own head a lot. Sometimes I have to go find something or someone to distract me.

My boss is the clean-cut, captain-of-the-football-team all American type. Imagine Homelander but not evil.

We got a guy in the lab who’s your grouchy but friendly dude who’ll go on all day about how the place sucks but knows every piece of equipment inside and out and will drop whatever he’s doing to help you. Short and majestically bearded. I call him Gimli. But not to his face.

New guy is the quintessential live-off-the-land redneck. He always brings in food he caught or hunted himself. Every. Day.

We got the nerd tech who exudes, “I’d rather be at ComiCon.”

Our manager who is pure, undiluted metalhead. Pick a metal band. He can talk about them all day. Kicks everyone’s ass at Name That Riff.

For a while we had the autistic, terminally online Gen Z kid. He lasted about six months.

Sorry, my sea lion detector went off.

“someone on reddi-“Yeah no one here gives a fuck.

Hippos.

I mean look at this cute little shit…

He’s going to grow up to be a 3-ton water-borne death machine.

As much as I like this meme, it lowkey bugs me that in the actual episode, he says, “That’s the neat thing,” not part. And that’s reiterated later on when Mark says it to Oliver.

But that’s just me being pedantic. Please don’t allow me to think my take matters. ☺️

I mean I have a few lights in the house on timers and my thermostat pretty well programmed. I do much more than that I wouldn’t feel in control of my life.

Challenge her to make a better wrap than you. Call it a wrap battle.

Coincidentally, I happen to be watching families at play through a chain link fence at the moment.

And an album by Marillion.

Even if my name isn’t Frank?

I remember my first handjob mentoring day. They sent out a blast email for all the students to bring their own lube and I remember Jackie brought in a quart of Valvoline motor oil. 🤣

PHILOSOPLYYYY’D!!!

said in Strong Bad’s voice

Cool. Let’s post four pictures of the ball in contact with other body parts and pretend the thing doesn’t spend 95% of the game being kicked along the ground.

Non! Nous ne vous laisserons pas molester notre précieux phallus aquatique!

You can’t do that to our water dildo!

That’s your zodiac.

Some bands I like with names I think are clever:

The Callous Daoboys

Drop Dead, Gorgeous

unpeople

Bloodywood