Quit our jobs.

We would stop paying the mortgage, assuming anyone is even still at the bank it would take longer than 6 months to evict us.

Then we’d just hang out with our dog and do as much fun stuff as we could

They are in lots of places. Most British villages/towns/cities all utilities are now underground. Its quite rare to see low voltage powerless now

I filled an 800 litre hot tub up in abiut 2.5 hours.

1000 litres won’t take long.

Although you also have to account for distance…

Until EVERY vehicle is self-driving then no, I’ll drive myself

He took the wrong 80 year old blonde who likes kids

In the UK anybody can make a citizen’s arrest if it isn’t reasonably practicable for a constable to do so.

However it can only be for a crime that is indictable (can be tried at a crown court). So things like significant theft, burglary and assault.

A US cop has no additional rights to enforce the law than anyone else.

Just felt like you were

Yes. I agree. I’m not sure why you’re arguing with me about it

I’m not saying it is. Just that you can’t please anybody it seems

100% guarantee that if she did have armpit hair some other sad bastard would be making a post commenting on it

I like to think so, in all seriousness it was quite useful. Really emphasised importance of foreplay and safe sex (including how to use a condom) which when the time came as a teenager was invaluable.

If you’re a Xennial its easy. Go back in time and search through your dad’s wardrobe. That’s how I watched it.

You mean New York cops aren’t taught to crawl through air vents or how to abseil onto ships from a bridge?

Visit any old city in the UK (York and Edinburgh for example) and a lot of passages between streets have steps with uneven heights.

When you’re expecting it, its fine, you take extra care. But when its a modern building and they’ve fucked it up you really notice

Well I’m away at the moment on a short holiday but without my wife and dog.

So being unable to hold either I guess I’d get off the train and drink myself into a coma.

Unless of course I can get home quickly