If you got offended by my shitposting, lol. lmao.
Notifications stay off because I don’t play chess with pigeons. The fact that you want to argue about a shitpost with a stranger on the internet named “Dookieman” is all I need to know your opinion isn’t worth hearing.
Downvotes are delicious trophies; I’ve seen what you people like. Keep them coming.
As long as 80% of emissions are created by 1,000 or so giant companies, all with their respective governments captured, there’s really not much you can (legally) do.
I heard 100% of dead people had it in their bloodstream during their autopsy
As an IT guy, i feel the opposite. I fixed it in ten minutes because I have ten years of experience. My hourly rate goes up because I spend so little time fixing the problem, if I charged any less, I couldn’t earn a living.
The Cheesy Gordita Crunch used to be $0.89. Not 99, EIGHTY-NINE cents. Now it’s like $3.79. Used to be my favorite thing on the menu, but there’s no way I’m paying that much for it now. I tolerated $0.99, $1.09, even $1.19 but $1.29 is where I said “no”. Haven’t had one since.
The McDouble was only created because the double cheeseburger used to be $0.99 and they decided that was too cheap. The McDouble is just a double cheeseburger with one slice of cheese instead of two.
Mario Kart 64 - Choco Canyon
Commando, Risk of Rain 2. Canonically, I’m trapped in a simulacrum of Petrichor, a planet inhabited by creatures who regard me as an invader. Even though I can “escape” and make my way back to Earth, every time I die (no matter where or how), I awaken back in my escape pod, crash-landing on Petrichor.
I can pretty consistently get the ending where Commando escapes, so I guess my strat is to escape to Earth and enjoy the simulacrum for as long as I can before dying again. Canonically, this happens at least once, so there’s no reason it couldn’t be done repeatedly. Perhaps not the most fulfilling existence, but the best that can be achieved under the circumstances, I think.
The alternative is to obliterate myself in a portal or be killed by the denizens of Petrichor and start over again anyway. May as well have a few years of “peace” and “happiness” between spawns.
Fediverse: “Let girls have fun!”
Also Fediverse: “Unless a man would enjoy it, then ew, ick.”
I’ll team up with you, let’s give her another pair of twins
Make of that what you will.
It’s definitely the crunch for me. Wouldn’t mind the flavor if it wasn’t for that.
Brussel sprouts, but roasted in a pan with oil
Asparagus, prepared the same way
Raw radishes
Raw celery, sometimes with peanut butter
Raw broccoli
Lemon slices that come with your water at the restaurant
Grapefruit
I uploaded nearly 15,000 MP3s
Just put those on an old mp3 player
Also, just want to point out that the ovulation period is only 24-48 hours. Make of that what you will.
Dude’s taking the piss, right? Please tell me this is satire
See, it was a hoax. There’s the script for the fake landing footage
No. We used to have many. My grandparents kept them. After they died, my parents, aunts, and uncle threw everything that wasn’t worth money into a dumpster. They kept the jewelry, coins, watches, and other valuables; everything worth less than $50 got trashed. Photo albums, collars from old pets, pictures they drew as children, sentimental trinkets, my grandpa’s pocket knives, my great grandpa’s letters home during the war for Czech independence, all of it, gone. A lot of it had been stuff I did in school or pictures of me.
“What do you want that for? It ain’t worth nothing,” they would tell me when I asked to keep anything.
People suck.
Are we doing to Squidward what’s been done to Garfield?
Yeah, and I bet not a single admin has ever used this feature. It’s obscure, barely works, arguably causes more problems than it solves, and there are many other tools that fulfill the same use case, better.
This is one of those things I learned about because it wss in a textbook then never used again. The two or three times I asked about using as part of a solution at work, I got either a confused look or a “good joke” reaction.
That was close to ten years ago. This is the first I’m hearing about them since then.
“I’m the shit I’m fartin’, I don’t know how to potty”
Kodak Black - Drowning