DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE!

Dropped friends for these things: Sliding down violent extremists political views Excusing (child) rapists Not respecting my partner after being told multiple times to cut it out. Only talks about sex/sexual stuff Only talks about politics and brings up politics all the time. Excuaing the heavy abuse of my parents.

I dropped a friend group once because i saw they were jerks and i wanted to change myself away from this.

Another group i abandoned because they kept on posting and saying ans posting racist and transphobic things next to being jerks. Since i have left this group i am doing better mentally in that aspect

Its more active, though i also have seen an influx of jerks

My first girlfriend loved that shit. It didnt make it past a few months, because she constantly braught me in comparison to one character due to me having autism. Go figure

Ooh yes. Especially hard when the partner still wants to eat meat and you live in a “all dishes are meat” culture

That is why we dont do chains but only ropes. That you can always cut

Depends on what the Non-Binary person perfers to be refered to or is okay with. Best is to ask them that and if you slip up, appologice

They couldnt open the knot not because they were drunk. They couldnt open the knot because they made a complicated one they forgot how to solve open.

I was bananas even before meeting them :3

They werent drunk drunk. Plus we planned to fuck that night anyways

My native language doesnt have neutral pronounce and my partner uses any pronounce. Plus i was more affected by tiredness than i am now (difference being now my medical amphitamin is kicking in. I am still tired but my mind is more focused) It is the same person that i am talking about threwout my text

Last new years my now husband got drunk and really horny. I was in bed reading a book. The came into the bedroom to cuddle. Then we made out and they just said “i want to fuck you. I want to breed you so baaaad. Please. I love you so much i want to fuck you so bad!”. I prepared myself. He even tied me up and all and bit me in the neck as he tried to put it in but constantly missed it entering. Problem: im tied up and he couldnt figure out anymore how to untie me. Soooo i just slept with a gag, blindfolded and tied up for the night and them ontop of me on my chest. It was cute for sure. He got really worried at the moment and appologiced so much the next day but now we laught about it

Edit and clarification:

They werent able to open the knot not because they were drunk. They couldnt open the knot because it was some complicated one and they forgot how to open it. They were fully conciouse and clear thinking how else could they have tied me up all carefully and made a knot so complicated we resorted to just cut the thick rope with a knife the next morning

Were you tied down or what?

…what? No?

Lime peal And licorish!

Let’s sing the song of our people!

YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DEE!!

Me and my partner think that they are somewhat scared because my partner works at the HQ of the bakery, eventhough my partner is only a System-Admin, but they dont know that. They only know that they are working at the HQ and assume he is very much a leading figure. I mean my partner kind of is and is in constant contact with the company owners, but he couldnt be a threat to their employment even if they tried hihi. They are such a cutie sweetie gentlemen.

The workers still are very friendly though :)

Living my fantasy

Im vegetarian and met some internet vegans and vegies irl. Theeey are not fun…

HA! THE IRONY!