When I was in my early 20s Tinder/Hinge were absolutely popping off. I met with a girl for dinner. We talked about if it went well we would go back to my place and hook up. It did and we ended up in my bed. She started touching me and said “oooooo so big”. I immediately started laughing which made her laugh. I’m fine, but I do not have a big dick, she and I both knew that. We laughed about it more and she said she was just trying to be nice. Ended up being one of the more funny sexual encounters I had.
Last new years my now husband got drunk and really horny. I was in bed reading a book. The came into the bedroom to cuddle. Then we made out and they just said “i want to fuck you. I want to breed you so baaaad. Please. I love you so much i want to fuck you so bad!”. I prepared myself. He even tied me up and all and bit me in the neck as he tried to put it in but constantly missed it entering. Problem: im tied up and he couldnt figure out anymore how to untie me. Soooo i just slept with a gag, blindfolded and tied up for the night and them ontop of me on my chest. It was cute for sure. He got really worried at the moment and appologiced so much the next day but now we laught about it
Edit and clarification:
They werent able to open the knot not because they were drunk. They couldnt open the knot because it was some complicated one and they forgot how to open it. They were fully conciouse and clear thinking how else could they have tied me up all carefully and made a knot so complicated we resorted to just cut the thick rope with a knife the next morning
I am next level confused, why are you alternating pronouns? Or are these multiple people?
My native language doesnt have neutral pronounce and my partner uses any pronounce. Plus i was more affected by tiredness than i am now (difference being now my medical amphitamin is kicking in. I am still tired but my mind is more focused) It is the same person that i am talking about threwout my text
I see what happened here, they fucked you bananas and you should seek medical help girlfriend.
I was bananas even before meeting them :3
They and them can both be used in the singular. And it doesn’t need to refer to a non-binary person.
Yeah I get that.
Is it correct to switch pronouns every other time when referring to a non-binary person? Serious question.
Yes and/or no. Many non binary people prefer one pronoun, some don’t mind one or multiple, and some prefer constant switching. It’s easiest to ask the person in question.
Depends on what the Non-Binary person perfers to be refered to or is okay with. Best is to ask them that and if you slip up, appologice
I’m not very well versed in the non-binary/pronoun sphere, but I would assume it would be fine. Breaks up the monotony of saying he/him.
I’m sure y’all realize it, but drugs/alcohol go against the safe sane and consensual mantra. Be safe.
They werent drunk drunk. Plus we planned to fuck that night anyways
I’d say if you cannot open knots or cut the ropes safely, they were drunk drunk. And way too drunk to play with ropes.
They couldnt open the knot not because they were drunk. They couldnt open the knot because they made a complicated one they forgot how to solve open.
I want to make sure to mention, I’m not trying to be a dick. But an “emergency exit” is really important for such cases. It turned out fine, but if you’d had an emergency in the night, you’d have been in a real precarious situation.