Klear

Fascinating

The actual goal was to land on a comet (EU won).

Someone needs to invent NFPs so I can move there.

Never liked mushrooms anyway.

OK, whatever dude

All the people want fire, fire
maybe it’s time they meet their dragon

Still a noun: me do your mom

I’ll never not post this amazing SMBC under this:

Would Kevin and Tony offer to move fridge for a black guy though? Bet you can’t say for sure.

One time I was walking home at night, super drunk and high, walking in circles for hours. At one point some idiots started following me, acting tough but only really being brave enough to walk a couple of metres behind me.

At one point one of them yelled “You’re fucked now! We know where you live!”

Dude, I don’t even know how to get home myself.

Feathered man