I’m sorry, but the world needs you to hilt an XL flared chance from bad dragon.

Waow…would :3
Those things are expensive tho 😭

You know…you actually may be right. I swear to god, waaay more people have been approaching me on the streets now, then for example pre-HRT. Back then, they just didn’t, lol. And it’s happened like three times in the past month.

My bf’s still a bit taller, so all is well ♥️
I agree that “non-stereotypical height differences” are no problem in a relationship tho.

My height and face would probably scare them off irl, so I think I’m lucky there 😂. Lemmy has been a godsend. So happy to be here ♥️

Lol, that’s a pretty amazing series of events!
I hope this isn’t too much, but I’m kinda jealous of her for being able to finish just from being tickled. That’s honestly goals

Also to OP, that clench from your story would have had other consequences around me…

I really wish it worked that way with me…
Without getting into too much detail, my anatomy is different. I can only hope that I get the other clenching abilities after SRS. I hope…🙏

Reddit sucks ass, honestly. I post a pic of my boobs there and I get 4 DM requests from creeps objectifying me. I post boob pics here and I get nothing but praise, compliments and kind words. Also, age verification on Reddit.
Tough choice 😂

Nooo, that’s horrible 😭
Ticks and genitals don’t mix! I’m so sorry for you…

Outdoors sex is amazing, but this is the stuff that gives me nightmares

Wow, low blow 😭
Especially since my dad moved out when I was 10, lol

Good one tho ❤️

Wow. I was not expecting that big of a UI change upon updating F-Droid. It looks modern, I like it a lot!

Ah, I see. So it was sarcasm. Whoosh, my bad 😅

Waow 👀
That’s…just wow. It’s very sweet of you and you did the right thing ♥️. The sad thing is, I’m sure plenty of people would have taken advantage of the situation…

Thanks for sharing 🩷

Damn, that’s quite something! I appreciate your commitment tho. Even a broken nose didn’t stop you from satisfying your partner, that’s actually pretty admirable! ♥️

but in the moment it was brushed off as nothing

Torally get that! In the moment, back pain or scratches or even exhaustion…it all just fades into the background, at least for me, as I focus on doing my best for my man.

That’s quite an experience. I hope your nose is alright…thanks for sharing!

Ouch, I’m sorry for your girlfriend! Sounds like someone did a bad job building the tile wall. I really hope she was okay after that…

Wow, that’s a “not safe for work” situation if I’ve ever heard of one 😆

Nooo, do not the cat 😭

Wow. Someone’s boasting about being good in bed :3

(Not meant to be offensive, sorry if it sounded that way)

Indeed you do 😂

Fair enough! That’s a valid answer

LOL, that made me laugh quite a bit

This is totally unwarranted, but I respect your…idk, humility ig?
I personally know lots of guys that would just blindly agree with that statement or even vehemently make it themselves, despite the actual reality of their junk…

Nice story tho and I’m glad the rest of your night went well ♥️

I’m trans and I have crippling self-confidence issues, so I was originally gonna say something along the lines of “I don’t count”.
But, even if you didn’t mean it that way…thanks. You made my day a little brighter ♥️

Alright then, keep your damn secrets 😭