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Cake day: July 2nd, 2023

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  • Let’s see what requirement in parenting skills/knowledge are in order to have kids.

    Requirements to have children:

    1. Functional gonads.

    2. P in V sex.

    3. Not quite 10 months incubation time. (Yeah the 9 months is a lie got repeated several times the last few weeks before delivery by my wife).

    Welp that sums it up: No parenting skills or knowledge required.


  • Back a long time ago I ended up in meetings with Mount Olive. There I met one of the plant managers in North Carolina. He gave me a tour of the pickle plant. Of course between the sound of the equipment, his gnarly thick southern accent, and the giant wad of chew in his mouth, I have no fucking clue what he said.

    Oh and don’t eat the relish. Seriously just don’t. The things I saw that went into the relish…


  • Your coworkers called it out but you did not. So the aggressors thought “you are fine with it.”

    Social nuances are difficult to manage. When social ribbing goes to far you have to learn to set limits.

    The key is to show that you are displeased with their behavior and address it immediately.

    “What the hell, not cool.”

    “That’s an asshole thing to say.”

    “That’s not necessary.”

    “That’s inappropriate”

    Non-verbally you can just give them a stare, then frown, and slowly shake your head. Treat them like a naughty child getting in trouble with the teacher.

    Once you communicate your limits, it sets boundaries for them to be comfortable with.

    If they don’t stop. You can get much more aggressive.

    “Just a moment, my lawyer wants me to write down what you say as soon as I can for the harassment lawsuit.” Said with a big innocent smile, this scares the shit out of most people.