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- anon_8675309@lemmy.worldtoSelfhosted@lemmy.world•Means to privately connect to my home server other than Tailscale?English1·12 hours ago
- anon_8675309@lemmy.worldtoTechnology@lemmy.world•Microsoft totally breaks Windows Defender virus scans in trying to fix a 0-day flawEnglish5·12 hours ago
What a piece of crap OS.
- anon_8675309@lemmy.worldtoFediverse@lemmy.world•FediHood is free software for talking with the people around you, by topic [Fediverse and now open source]English7·12 hours ago
Cool. We need something other than NextDoor. I’m like, I know you people! You don’t act this way in person!
- anon_8675309@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The Woke Veggie Tale Leftists Won't Tell You About This One12·23 hours ago
Does that make the chosen people the Appalachian Hillbillies?
- anon_8675309@lemmy.worldtoTechnology@lemmy.world•Whistleblower Says Mark Zuckerberg Is Only Pretending to Care About Child SafetyEnglish9·23 hours ago
No shit. He’s a perv.
- anon_8675309@lemmy.worldtoTechnology@lemmy.world•Teen Boys Are Using Meta Glasses to Terrorize Girls at High Schools and Middle SchoolsEnglish47·23 hours ago
Even if the kids bought them it is still the parent’s responsibility to keep their kid from being an obnoxious pervert.
- anon_8675309@lemmy.worldtoTechnology@lemmy.world•Do Amber Alerts for Missing Kids Actually Work? | The WalrusEnglish1·1 day ago
Or you know you could safely pull to the side and call it in.
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey, orders a drink and while he’s drinking it, the monkey jumps around all over, grabs some olives off the bar, eats them, grabs some sliced limes, eats them, jumps up on the pool table, grabs a cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, “Did you see what your monkey just did?”
The guy says, “No, what?”
“He just ate the cue ball off my pool table, whole!” says the bartender.
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me.” replied the patron. “He eats everything in sight. I’ll pay for the cue ball and stuff.”
He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.
Two weeks later he’s in the bar again and he has his monkey with him.
He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar.
He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted.
“Did you see what your monkey did now?”, he asks.
“Now what?”, responds the patron.
“Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!” says the barkeeper.
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me.” replied the patron. “He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that cue ball he measures everything first!”
- anon_8675309@lemmy.worldtoTechnology@lemmy.world•Delta Will Use AI To Cut Costs And Set A Different Ticket Price For Every Passenger—CEO Says Profits Could Rise 50%English2·2 days ago
Delta is just the first to say it out loud.
- anon_8675309@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The line cook quietly handed me this4·2 days ago
So he ate too many? Or he ate from the middle?
- anon_8675309@lemmy.worldtoTechnology@lemmy.world•New AirPods leak reveals built-in cameras and Visual IntelligenceEnglish44·3 days ago
PervPods
- anon_8675309@lemmy.worldtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•Do you get embarrassed by bathroom noises?2·3 days ago
I get embarrassed when I’m pooing in a public stall and I fart really loud and then … start giggling. I’m a grown ass man for crying out loud!!!
- anon_8675309@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The line cook quietly handed me this12·3 days ago
I don’t understand
Next to each other.
In muh belly!
Who needs closets when you only have one goth outfit?
- anon_8675309@lemmy.worldtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•What do you miss that's ultimately inconsequential but still deeply personal?23·3 days ago
I wish we could roll back the last 30 years and have a do over. Everything is shit anymore.
- anon_8675309@lemmy.worldtoTechnology@lemmy.world•Memory prices climb 500% in 12 months, up to 10x the lowest ever tracked prices — 128GB of DDR5 now $3,399English8·4 days ago
Does not mean prices will drop though.
I do. I have cool neighbors. But it’s a good way to hear from other neighborhoods what people are sharing regarding local issues.
The problem is it gets toxic due to politics.