Two birds, one stone

Gasoline cars need to accept grass if they are ever to be a viable replacement for a horse. Like, what if you’re far from a gas station but there’s a meadow right there?

Only fringe enthusiasts can own a gasoline car that doesn’t have a biofuel fermenter attached.

She won’t let me hold hers

Mrrrrrrr meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep. Murrrrrrrrrr weeeerrrrr MWOM MWOM mreeeeee meomrmrmrmrmmmmrrrr

(8 digit number because Europe)

It is indeed a novelty lighter

Installation guide for Netbeans

It’s always 9/11 somewhere

1 man 1 steam engine

Maybe a little bum burn? As a treat?

The electric ones are so quiet they have them play the Tesla “wobwobwob” noise for blind people.

Makes you think you’re being railed by Zoidberg

Back before the butlerian jihad

Dunno, here’s a 4 year old video: https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/zi83db/this_911_lighter/

The statistics are skewed by Heterosexual Anal Sex Georg

Any recommendations?

Wait for you to have to stop by the charger every hour to watch a new ad, and then see it fixed by a smartphone app that lets you view the ad on your phone to keep the charger on.

Oh, and also if you press and hold 2 on your microwave, you can turn the button pressing and beeping off.

My microwave starts a 2 minute cycle. Do I have to hold the button until it’s done?

Reminds me of a customer complaining, “no, I’ve had soup du jour before and this is not it!!”