This is definitely the shittest post

I usually just find a short isolated piece of dialogue (or the first spoken word) and count the time between the audio and the subs, whichever comes first. That usually gets me close to +/- 1s. Then I micro adjust from there.

You just gotta remember that a negative offset makes the subs appear earlier, and vice versa for a positive offset.

I had this one! Pretty sure it was able to pick up stuff from the floor, so it could put away your socks maybe…

Except when they are shit and contain stuff such as #everyone_dies and #main_character_dies, like the default metadata source for Jellyfin and some torrent aggregators do.