At the bottom of the space between the bed and the wall where all the food crumbs, dead skin cells, hair, and dirt have been accumulating for years, the Null Island floats atop the carpet.

Like a fun-sized, personal great garbage patch of the pacific.

https://lemmy.world/c/unethicallifeprotips

Buy a sleep mask online and get it delivered to your bed’s GPS coordinates.

Did they turn around and sell it at 500% mark-up?