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titty_wizard@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 hours ago

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  • applebusch (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    when you go to bed and accidentally clip through reality and end up in the bedrooms

  • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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    “CLAP ON!” clap, clap

    • MoffKalast@lemmy.world
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      “Hardtack” clack clack

      • THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world
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        Never heard of the guy until I watched a few (a shitload) of his videos a few months back and now I’m seeing references to him everywhere. Good for him. Seems like a nice guy.

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    Get yourself a zigbee smart light and setup home assistant.

    • lmuel@sopuli.xyz
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      Get yourself out of bed for a few seconds to turn that light off also works

      • kn33@lemmy.world
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        9 hours ago

        No

      • catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works
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        How dare you

      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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        So inefficient!

      • Untamed_Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        move the switch next to your bed trust

    • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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      I just put a Hue switch on the headboard and stuck a lightstrip behind it. No harsh lighting, can turn it off without moving. Win win.

  • subterfuge@lemmy.world
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    Buy a sleep mask online and get it delivered to your bed’s GPS coordinates.

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    My solution was one of these on a swing arm lamp clamped to my headboard. I habitually turn off the overhead light before I get in bed and turn on the reading lamp. I’ve had the same lamp for almost 50 years. My high school girlfriend wrote her name on the inside of the shade, so, I’d see it at night. It’s still there. I’ve used it to read in bed all that time.

    I don’t need a remote or a phone app to handle this.

    • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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      So you’re telling me Obsession was a true story? Who the hell carves their name into their boyfriends lamp?!

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    Image a light switch at your bed, or a smart home

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    Most modern lamp fixtures and ceiling fans just have remote controls… very easy to install and energy efficient. Definitely recommend

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    its not AI, is it?

    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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      Before AI, people used to modify images using technology.

      • village604@adultswim.fan
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        And before technology they’d do it with an exacto knife and film negatives.

        • kn33@lemmy.world
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          And before that, they’d whip out the paint brush

          • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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            and before that just straight up lie, to your face, and keep up the con long enough to become a prophet.

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