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WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days ago

The company that produces yardsticks won't be making them any longer.

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The company that produces yardsticks won't be making them any longer.

WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days ago
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  • ORbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    13 days ago

    Finally. A proper fucking dad joke.

  • Archangel1313@lemmy.ca
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    13 days ago

    This took me way too long to get.

    • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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      13 days ago

      How long, exactly? About three feet?

      • sudo@lemmy.today
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        12 days ago

        You need to meter these jokes.

        • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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          12 days ago

          Especially if going to great lengths for a chuckle.

          • bdot@lemmy.world
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            12 days ago

            just inching his way to his next joke

            • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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              12 days ago

              I guarantee the next one won’t measure up

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