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tetris11@feddit.uk to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago

Anon likes cooking

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Anon likes cooking

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tetris11@feddit.uk to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • Dogiedog64@lemmy.world
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    First off, fake.

    Second, gay.

    Third, yes stay the house-partner anon, sounds like you guys have a good thing going. Idiot.

  • whereitsat@lemmy.zip
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    cooking isn’t feminine; it’s like basic self-care. every man should cook.

    i don’t care if this is a joke. it’s fun to fuck with people on social media but at least show some class and promote healthy attitudes.

    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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      Nothing is sexier than an adult who can take care of them self. It’s a low bar however it’s damn good standard.

    • tetris11@feddit.ukOP
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      as a guy who can cook and clean but enjoys neither, I do wish I had a healthier approach to both

    • Shayeta@feddit.org
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      I don’t know, if it were only up to me and my male friends we would be grilling every day.

    • gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org
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      cooking isn’t necessary for self-care, but preparing food is. not all food has to be heated to 100°C intermittently. just saying

      • Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net
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        This is cringe levels of pedantic.

  • smaximov@lemmy.world
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    Anon didn’t start the greentext with specifying how super straight he is, immersion ruined.

    • LePoisson@lemmy.world
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      Anon could be a girl, I don’t think they specified their gender. I mean, if this wasn’t fake and gay, it would be weird for a small girl to get a giant man as a roommate anyways but y’know could happen.

      • johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Self described as beta, I don’t think I’ve ever heard beta used for a woman.

        • reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net
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          As a woman I can confirm that all women identify as omicrons in terms of greek alphabet affiliation.

          • Shayeta@feddit.org
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            Nice try dude, but everyone knows there are no women on the internet.

          • eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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            I’m a nu

        • LePoisson@lemmy.world
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          That’s because it’d be redundant. /S just in case you think I’m actually mysoginistic trash

          • polotype@lemmy.ml
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            Oh, hi steve !

  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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    Ahh to have a femboy housewife

  • Broadfern@lemmy.world
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    Anon asks the internet if they’re allowed to consent to a dynamic that works for them

  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Real and heterosexual

    • cRazi_man@europe.pub
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      This is somehow the least gay thing to come from 4chan

      • Trex202@lemmy.world
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        Yeah, its the repression that makes the other ones more gay

        • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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          Are they just openly gay now? Is that the new thing?

          • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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            Now?

    • reader@lemmy.zip
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      op is not woman

    • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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      Anon never said they’re a woman.

      Also, don’t forget the rule: there’s no women on the internet

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    Anon has a fantasy.

  • zigmus64@lemmy.world
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    Doesn’t matter, had sex.

  • TheThunderWolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    ik what they should do next: get forcefemmed

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    nvm

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    Anon is strong enough to do household chores but not work.

    • Apathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      So am I!

      I can do housework and even some major projects now and then, and it makes me hurt, sometimes to the point I can’t get out of bed, so then I don’t do more work for a few days, until it feels better, rinse and repeat. Amazing!

      Jobs with any sort of physical component just constantly aggravate those pains, day after day, until I break down completely. Super fun stuff! Even sitting at a screen all day aggravates the upper back problems after a couple months! No ergonomics or physical therapy have fixed that, yet. If I could find a fully remote job that would probably work for a while, but those are hard to land. So here we are.

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        Chronic pain is no joke. Stay strong

    • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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      The great part about doing household work is that you can stop and take a break whenever you need without drawing the ire of your employer

      • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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        You can even just not do anything for a couple of days if you feel unwell!

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      Judge Judy vibes.

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        No idea what that means.

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      in 2026, doing household chores is barely any work. source: do it myself daily/weekly

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