ohno

(you should get a squatty potty)

Ever watched The Platform?

If someone came up to me and said they were going to shoot one cat or two and if I didn’t choose one they would shoot three I still wouldn’t play their game. Don’t negotiate with terrorists or whatever.

As a woman I can confirm that all women identify as omicrons in terms of greek alphabet affiliation.

Me and my environmentalist homies were executed by the former capitalists:(

I prefer the nano design with the shorter screen, this one throws off the balance of the device somehow