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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 days ago

Anon is a ghost buster

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Anon is a ghost buster

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 days ago
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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    Bustin’ makes him feel good

    • lyralycan@sh.itjust.works
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      I’m so conditioned there’s a streamer that I watch that uses that song and my first thought was to respond with the emojis

      🔫 Bustin 🔫 Bustin 🔫 Bustin 🔫 Bustin 🔫

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    If he starts leaving ectoplasm in random places around the house, he better get busy packing his things.

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      maybe ectoplasm was never real but an invention of the ghostbusting industry to cover up for their nutbusting

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        “Ok, the gear is all set up. Sir, ma’am, we’ll need you to vacate the house until tomorrow morning. Ghostbusting is a very dangerous process, and we wouldn’t want to see any harm come to you.”

        …

        “They left?”

        Unzips

        “It’s bustin time!”

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    Why do they hate it then

    I believe it though. I was scared of ghosts and stuff as a kid and then I masturbated a lot as a teenager and stopped being scared of them completely

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    Bustin’ makes him feel good!

  • DaPorkchop_ [they/she/it]@lemmy.ml
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    fake: ghosts aren’t real
    gay: anon touched a dick

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    what OP doesn’t understand is it’s not the masturbation that drives away the ghosts, it’s the soft little femboy sounds he makes he jacks it that completely turn them off.

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    Thats one way to stop his siblings from annoying him with the light switch.

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    Chicken vs Egg: did anon discover they had a ghost fetish? Or is he going to develop a Pavlovian response and get horny from ghosts?

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    Ghost: “He slimed me”.

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      It’s in his name, FFS. Besides, I told you he was a sloppy eater. That’s on you. (All over, really.)

      (ah, I missed the speaker part, sorry)

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