Back in my day we used cum in pornographic magazines.
As a fellow penis haver, i never understood the sock or cum magazine or “tribite” moves. Like, just cum in your hand and eat it like the rest of us!
post: gross
commenter: hold my playboy
Ah, these pages must have been great! I wish I could look at then again!
The smell really brings me back
Wait, porno mags weren’t little booklets of single use fapspiration? I was doing it wrong?
Oh, now I understand! So I have to bookmark it to swear on it later.
The universe wants peanut butter today, apparently.
Is this your eponymous Picard Maneuver? :P
(excuse me, I just need to google something totally unrelated really quick…)
Ah, yes! It is indeed my eponymous maneuver.
Now you can talk gooder. :)
It’s a good word to learn. Thank you.
e-penis maneuver?
Does that also work with e-books?
I think it is device dependent. I tried this with my phone and lost my place after I put it back into my pocket.
Of course! But you lose your warranty because of corporate greed.
This is why we need right to repair
Instead of the woke left to despair, fankyouverymuch
As a librarian, I have seen all of it. One time, a kid flopped a bunch of spaghetti in a book and their parents returned it without checking.
But only if you use one serving size
I’m already ready to throw hands when I see dog-eared padges. Someone might have to go if I ever saw that!