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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 24 hours ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 24 hours ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    24 hours ago

    Back in my day we used cum in pornographic magazines.

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      As a fellow penis haver, i never understood the sock or cum magazine or “tribite” moves. Like, just cum in your hand and eat it like the rest of us!

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      post: gross

      commenter: hold my playboy

    • Denjin@feddit.uk
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      Ah, these pages must have been great! I wish I could look at then again!

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        21 hours ago

        The smell really brings me back

      • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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        23 hours ago

        Wait, porno mags weren’t little booklets of single use fapspiration? I was doing it wrong?

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    Oh, now I understand! So I have to bookmark it to swear on it later.

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      The universe wants peanut butter today, apparently.

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    24 hours ago

    Is this your eponymous Picard Maneuver? :P

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      (excuse me, I just need to google something totally unrelated really quick…)

      Ah, yes! It is indeed my eponymous maneuver.

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        Now you can talk gooder. :)

        • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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          It’s a good word to learn. Thank you.

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      e-penis maneuver?

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    Does that also work with e-books?

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      I think it is device dependent. I tried this with my phone and lost my place after I put it back into my pocket.

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      Of course! But you lose your warranty because of corporate greed.

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        22 hours ago

        This is why we need right to repair

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          21 hours ago

          Instead of the woke left to despair, fankyouverymuch

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    21 hours ago

    As a librarian, I have seen all of it. One time, a kid flopped a bunch of spaghetti in a book and their parents returned it without checking.

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    But only if you use one serving size

    https://lemmy.world/post/51100401

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    I’m already ready to throw hands when I see dog-eared padges. Someone might have to go if I ever saw that!

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