I hear this works too:
Can’t be too careful about Excessive Secretions.
Those were the days
Sleepytime tea never made me sleepy, so I’d legit try this
Dude, try Yogi’s offering. Its the druggiest tea ;)
As someone that works a swing shift, I love you.
I’m sipping a bunch right now ;) Bon Sommeil!
Its got like every natural “nature’s Ambien” besides yanking it all in one. Comprenzzzive
Prepare to be as disappointed as you always have
I’m not going to lie, if tea put me in a dreamless sleep for 12-24 hours, I would actually drink it no matter how vile it tastes.
Now with 20% more hemlock!
I already have a third leg, but thanks I guess…
they should make one for “eternal sleepytime”
Constant coma
Isn’t that the cult tea?
Yeah. Apparently Behind the Bastards had a two parter about them, “the racist cult behind herbal tea”. I haven’t listened to it yet.
Edit: the brand has changed hands and is now just at boring large tea company levels of evil AFAIK.
Banalitea