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The spaghetti will see you now
What’s your spaghetti policy?
Yes
Breaking noodles before cooking is okay
Slurping is NOT okay
Fine, I’ll just go eat ramen instead
Pro.
I’m sorry, sir, the spaghetti is still seeing another customer and is running a few minutes behind.
If you stare into the spaghetti long enough, the spaghetti stares back into you.
Thus a new Pastafarian is reborn.