The president’s eldest daughter proved she has zero self-awareness while sharing her favorite quote by the late country music legend.
  • stoy@lemmy.zipEnglish
    21·
    8 days ago

    I am not even American, and I have already prepared a collection of small bottles of rum for when specific evil dickheads dies.

    And when Trump dies I will immediately book a table at a fancy restaurant for my family to celebrate.

    • BassTurd@lemmy.worldEnglish
      101·
      8 days ago

      I will have to temper things to a degree so I don’t get fired for my strong and vocal opinion, but there will be celebration. Nothing in writing, but I’ll tell anyone I don’t work with exactly how I feel about the situation. In my head, I’ve already had the argument/conversation with my conservative neighbors that will be upset about it. I will have no shame, and I will bury them in insults and facts. Burn every bridge that doesn’t pay my bills. They may not even be good arguments, but I can always fall back on them supporting a pedophile rapist. That’s indefensible.

      I’ll have to get cameras and lights to keep on my flag to prevent someone from stealing it or lowering it. I recently played with a buddies slingshot on a camping trip. That would be fun.

    • village604@adultswim.fanEnglish
      2·
      7 days ago

      I’m planning on coming out of alcoholism retirement for 24h when that happens.

      The resulting hangover should ensure another decade on the wagon.

      • stoy@lemmy.zipEnglish
        9·
        7 days ago

        Please don’t risk a relapse, Trump and his deranged band of loosers are not worth it.

        • dil@lemmy.zipEnglish
          3·
          7 days ago

          Not everyone quits because they have a problem and will suddenly start drinking daily if they do it for one day, I just semiquit because I only drink socially and now drink maybe 12 days a year. Everytime I do drink the hangover makes me want to not drink or be social for a while. Craving alcohol has never been a thing for me, even after years of binge drinking. It always lacks appeal outside of making me feel normal in social situations.

          • village604@adultswim.fanEnglish
            2·
            7 days ago

            Yup. I have no problem not drinking. It’s stopping once I’m buzzed that’s the problem. 9/10 I’m fine, but 10% of the time a switch flips and I drink everything I can get my hands on. But the next day I have no problem refraining.

            Sober me isn’t an alcoholic, but tipsy me is. The main reason I quit is because I’m not able to as easily brush of my SOs subconsciously confrontational nature. That, and hangovers becoming a multi day issue.