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In 2022 I was watching the new beauty and the beast with some family and thought “damn, Angela lansbury definitely did it better, I wonder how long ago she died” and looked her up. My spouse and I were surprised to find out she was still alive, and said as much. 3 days later, she died.
Last week, we were watching the Muppet treasure island and I looked up a more recent picture of Tim curry and thought “wow, he’s old now”
Four days ago I saw a recent picture of dolly Parton and thought “she looks good for 80, I hope she is doing okay”
So here I sit, looking at a recent photo of the Cheeto Man, and I must say… He looks super old, I’m surprised he’s not dead.
crosses fingers and hopes real hard
Sorry, I’m sure this is thoughtful and well-written, but the word-to-Grover ratio is way off. I can’t read it.
Don’t you dare say my fucking name! Don’t you say it!
Please say my name. I’ve been thinking off good ways to off myself and have decided this is deep fried enough