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*sigh* i guess it’s time for this again…
Kill James Bond Highlights: “The horrific implications of Cars 2 (part 5)” (the Popemobile bit)
Edit: There’s a real good comment by youtube user CleverCrumbish on one of the highlights:
So as they’re contemplating the existence of a Cars Jesus, I find myself what kind of car Jesus was. There were no motor vehicles in that time so was Jesus a cart? Were Jesus and his vehicular disciples pulled around by ox or were they self propelled? Were the Roman soldiers chariots? And the cross - how does that work, I mean logistically? Which of Cart Jesus’s appendages would be appropriate to nail to a board in order to bring about death? And I’m not even at the point where I dare speculate on what Cars God is even like.
Edit: Was there a Cars Bud Dwyer?
reminder that the villain of cars 2 is famous for being “the first car to circumnavigate the globe without gps”.
also jesus was obviously a Model ✝️
They put the nails through his front tires
When cars go to the grocery store in the cars universe do they park and wait outside or do they “drive” into the grocery store?
If they do drive into the store, do things like parking lots exist, and what are they used for if they do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOcuC-uz3pU
Holy fuck…
There’s more of these if you’re interested to see what Dahir Insaat thinks the future looks like.
Never get out of your car, just drive right into your home and park in your bedroom.
Need to go to the bathroom at night? Belive it or not, you drive into the bathroom.
i’m assuming the cars universe equivalent of grocery stores are gas stations.