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Helped a mate drag a washing machine from the attic the other day. My body is broken.
Whoever decided attics are a good place to put washing machines can go fuck his entire self and then some.
A washing machine in the attic? Washing machines are a bottom-floor by-an-exit appliance. They can leak. You don’t want a leak in an attic.
I KNOW
um. that was a unique decision, friend. you leave those on ground level or push them into the basement for all the reasons your back is currently telling you.
if that was your mate’s decision, like they designed the house or something, we need to think up the worst swears for them. fuck isn’t strong enough. i’d probably end up on “well poop”