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People romanticize sex on the beach … until they actually try it. You can make it work but fuck me why bother?
If you never fuck in the sand, you’ll never get vagina pearls.
I feel like that’s a relevant Eleanor Shellstrop (character from “The Good Place”) quote here, but I couldn’t find it in my Internet searching.
BORTLES!!!🍾🔥
Not all beaches are sandy
Same with shower sex.
You know those kinds of showers where just looking at them makes you feel poor? Those ones can be fun to fuck in if you properly apply the silicone lube.
Everything that should be wet is dry and everything that should be dry is wet. Make it make sense.
Bucket list. Live and learn. Big towel helps.