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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

We're thinking Urethra or Diphteria if it's a girl

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We're thinking Urethra or Diphteria if it's a girl

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world
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    For the ladies, I always thought Urine (Youreeen) was a beautiful name

  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    Legendary race car driver…

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Never did find a cure 😞

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    13 hours ago

    May i add…

    Fridge

    Crunch

    Jeff

    Murderer

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      Don’t forget:

      Building-Inspector
      Comptroller
      Spün
      Pissbaby
      Stretch
      Slick
      Vice-Mayor
      Penis
      Boil-on-my-Ass

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Fridgecrunch Jeffmurderer is my favorite underused Marvel villain

  • obnomus@lemmy.ml
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    12 hours ago

    No optimus prime or megatron 🥀

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    12 hours ago

    Honk is a stronk name. Almost as stonk as Grong

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    I still say Randolph Mantooth is the most masculine name.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      12 hours ago

      it’s hardly as manly as Leslie Venalohn

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    Introducing my newborn son “This is baby Ham Dyson”

  • ToffeeIsForClosers@piefed.ca
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    Reminded me of this oldie but goldie list

    Dick Pound!

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    BLAST HARDCHEESE!

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      Buff Drinklots
      Slab Squatthrust
      Stump Chunkman
      Big McLarge Huge
      Bob Johnson

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        When I was learning Python, I coded a Space Mutiny Name Generator. Here, let me run a few:

        Hack Slugmeal

        Brick Vanderchest

        Rip Fistnozzle

        Stan Beefhead

        Hack Squatchest

        Beat Manknob

        Hunk Hardhandle

        Hack Hardnugget

        Wedge Rockmeat

        Beat Bonehat

        Slam Headnugget

        Stan Toughnozzle

        Hack McLargebody

        Hack Bulkcheese

        Big Grindhuge

        Dirk Squatpound

        Crud Steaknugget

        Hunk Rockface

        Slam Fisthandle

        Big Hardback

        Chunk Slamface

        Rip Manthrust

        Beat Headmeat

        ^CAAAAAAAAAAH! gets out calmly

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          >Beat Manknob
          you’re not the boss of me, magic CLI. I’m still gonna do it, but you’re not my boss.

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            Okay so an earlier version of this script…you can tell what it is, it’s a firstname, prefix, suffix generator. As an in-joke to the show I programmed in “Bob” “Johnson” and “Oh Wait” as the zeroth entry in the lists. It would occasionally pick up the parts in normal entries though, so my favorite one it printed was Slam Johnsonmeat which…please don’t.

            I wrote this thing at least ten years ago and I’ve been laughing at it ever since.

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        Pete Nutall

        Rod Hardson

        Jim Dick

        Dick Batter

        Greg ‘Stiffy’ Hunt

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        Big McLargehuge might be my favorite.

    • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      He has an account here on Lemmy somewhere.

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    Drano Battery is good enough.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Glute

    “My name is Gluteous Maximus, commander of the Asses of the North, General of the Sphincter Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Analius.”

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      of the New Fartington Asses?

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      Asses of the North

      You mean the right wing demagogues on the ascendancy in Nordic countries including my native Denmark?

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        Is it true that if you’re single on your 25th birthday, your friends and family will throw cinnamon on you?

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          It’s one of our weirder traditions, yeah, but some of us choose not to do it. I personally had a standing agreement with all my friends, relatives, and neighbors that I’d not participate in doing it to them and they’d not do it to me 😁

          They do the same with pepper at 30 btw

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            So its true. I thought it was rumor.

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              Nope, totally true. It’s one of our many bizarre traditions that most people don’t know WHY we do 🤷🏻

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      “He has a wife, you know…”

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    Glute Honk

    Or, as I call it, sexual harassment

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      Or battery, perchance?

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    GROND!

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      BORT will always be a classic.

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    Urethra Franklin

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